Extra Baggage

Greetings fellow Epiphany Massager believers!

I recently flew home to the midwest, and boy are my arms tired! Whoops, I didn’t want to use that joke, but I had to.

Actually, my arms and spine and neck were very tired, but only because I did the classic vacation “no-no” of buying more than I could pack.

I am a seasoned veteran when it comes to thrifting, and being in Madison this week, I absolutly HAD to make a trip to my favorite secret spot. I walk in and it was overflowing with treasure; I couldn’t stop myself from buying it all! (It didn’t help that it was only 50 cents per POUND for clothing that day either.) So I got about 15 things… for $5.00. My joy soon turned into stress as I realized that I simply couldn’t fit it all in my two bags; so I bought a third one! When I get to the airport a few hours later, I realize that I now need to check one of my bags, for $25 of couse; so really I spent $30.00 instead of $5.00. As I check the rolling bag, I realize that my backpack and newly acquired vintage carry-on are extremly heavy. My neck and back are screaming for relief and all I want to do is get home and use my Epiphany Massager!

Word for the wise…

Never pack more than you can carry, but if you do, at least the Epiphany Massager is waiting for you at your final destination!

Safe Travels!

J

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What would make the best gift for someone you love this holiday season?…

The one and only…

Epiphany Massager!

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Happy Holiday (shopping)!

A Trip to the Tailor

Hey Epiphany Massager friends and family!

I had a great idea today…

Grab your old clothes and go to the tailor down the street! Did you recently lose weight? Do your pockets have holes in them? What about those flares you never wear because the hem is just too long? I just decided to grab a pile of my project items and take them to the tailor to finally make them wearable again. This winter is already starting and I need my heavy coat to keep me warm, but due to its vintage nature, the lining is coming out all over the place! What a great way to revive your wardrobe and go on a shopping spree in your very own closet!

When you are done lifting heavy coats and pants, you’ll need to unwind with a cup of hot chai tea and your Epiphany Massager to relax those tense muscles.

Happy tailoring!

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Happy Halloween!

After handing out pounds of candy to the youngsters on your block, you might experience some Halloween burnout tonight. Do yourself a favor and grab your Epiphany Massager to make you foget about all the doorbells ringing and the screaming goblins on your front porch. Don’t forget to save yourself a few pieces of your favorite candy to snack on later. Enjoy your holiday season this year to the fullest!

Shoveling Snow? Get A Massager!

Even though it was 80 degree weather in the midwest yesterday, the snow is on it’s way! This means you will be shoveling the path with every glittering snowfall. If you’re like me, that means you wake up the next morning with an achy sore back too. What a perfect time to grab your trusty Epiphany Massager and loosen up those tight muscles! If you don’t have one yet, or you want to buy one for your friend, get it here:

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Happy shoveling!

Holiday Festivities!

Yes it’s true, the holiday season is almost upon us! I know this is bad news to some busy moms and dads out there, but how can we learn to enjoy the holidays and not dread them? What are some ways that you can relieve the stress and roll with it? I have made a list of 8 Things to Do This Holiday Season to Enjoy Yourself.

Halloween:

1. Think of a costume you can wear using ONLY your own belongings.

2. Buy a bag of candy for kids but make sure to save some for yourself to enjoy.

3. Go pumpkin picking with friends! No matter what age, this is always a good time!

Thanksgiving

4. Make a plan of action, right AFTER Halloween is over, of the WHO WHAT WHERE HOW’s so that you at least have something to guide you through the chaos.

5. If everything fails… and you burn the turkey… WHO CARES?! LET IT GO! Eat what you have left and be thankful that you had a turkey to burn in the first place.

Christmas/ Hanukkah/Kwanzaa

6. Bake cookies early and freeze them, then take out as many as you want to eat at a time and let them thaw.

7. When it comes to presents, buy early, buy often. Make a schedule and a list for all of your gift receivers this year. Put ideas next to their name, and pencil them in for a weekly shopping trip. Each week, you shop for only those people, wrap the gifts that same week, and you’ll see how much easier it is! I suggest getting the big/rare ones out of the way first. This way you are not caught in the scramble to find that limited edition robot toy that every kid must have!

8. Don’t do everything yourself! Ask for help from friends and family, even if it means submitting and allowing them to do it their way and not yours. The key is to have so much fun this year and enjoy all the magical holiday cheer!

Happy almost Holidays!

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